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Joke of the Day
"Yuck: I do not recommend Volkswagen's new Meat Lover's Jetta."
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"I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no fucking money in there."
"I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday. I said, ""Give me all your money now, bitch, or you're geography."" ""Don't you mean history?"" she replied. I said, ""Don't try to change the subject."""
"When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful."
"Boxing is dead as... Mayweather's wife if she talks back again."
"Her: baby can you come up here and play with me? Me: *sprints up stairs Her: I'm kidding. Can you hand me the remote? Me: this is so us"
"The guy who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
"What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock."
"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""
"What do gay horses eat? Horse penis"