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Joke of the Day

"When a guy pulls his penis out, he can tell what his partner thinks about his size... ...based on their sighs."

"Knock knock Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say ""Control Freak who?"""

"Hungary should take over Turkey If asked why, they would say ""because we are 'Hungary'"""

"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"

"Don't spell ""part"" backward! It's a trap."

"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."

"What kind of car does a pirate drive? Toyota YARis"

" Taken Single Depends on how drunk I am."

"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."

"My diet could best be described as, ""unchaperoned child at a birthday party."""