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Joke of the Day

"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."

"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

"Why are indecisive miners the worst? because all day they deal with ores."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."

"Kegels: because how else are you supposed to grind fresh coffee beans during a power outage?"

"MC HAMMER: U can't touch this! ... U can't touch this! MASSAGE THERAPIST: Please just let me do my job Mr. Hammer! MC HAMMER: U can't tou..."

"I'm a virgin but I have sex sometimes"

"My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer."

"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."

"I had a really long dream last night that I was a muffler under a car. When I woke up this morning I was exhausted!"