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Joke of the Day

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"A Kinect game made me angry enough to throw the controller at a wall... I've been in the hospital for 2 days now."

"While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn."

"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."

"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."

"How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw."

"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"

"Scientists just discovered a contraceptive better than a condom It's called your face"

"How to annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"

"Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word ""cologne"" rhymes with ""alone""."