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Joke of the Day

"Void? Y E S F R I E N D Why are you laughing? A J O K E Tell me? W H Y D I D T H E M A N D I E A L O N E I don't get it Y O U W I L L"

"Did you hear the one about Gilgamesh? It was epic."

"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."

"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."

"A seal walks into a club.... That's the story and we're sticking to it."

"Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more"

"Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them."

"Why does superman have balls of steel? I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well"

"I used to hate my job moving air around... But now I'm a big fan."

"If you never say ""FUCK IT"" before posting a tweet then you definitely couldn't have tweeted this..."