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Joke of the Day

"If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."

"What's the difference between a banana and a bann? A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........"

"What does NASCAR really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"

"this is what happens when you don't read the comments before commenting [deleted]"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"What is Donald Trump thinking? Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?"

"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."

"""You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."" ""But after that I'm not responsible for any more room charges, correct?"""

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"