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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a banana and a bann? A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........"

"What's black and white and red all over? An emo kid with a razor."

"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"

"Did you hear the Prince died in his recording studio? There was some dead air."

"""Aloha, a bar,"" said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii."

"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"

"Mary, they told me your son is gay That's bullshit. The gay one is his boyfriend! His boyfriend!"

"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"

"Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins I made this up just now"