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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist... I own a color tv!"
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"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"
"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"[blind date] ""I'm like, really good at *looks on hand* making the sex"" -did you just read that off your hand? ""Hey! You're not blind!"""
"Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"You know what gets me about karma whores?"
"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"
"what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome? Som ting wong"
"What do Syrian refugees eat for breakfast? Syrial!"
"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"