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Joke of the Day

"[blind date] ""I'm like, really good at *looks on hand* making the sex"" -did you just read that off your hand? ""Hey! You're not blind!"""

"I was discussing a trip to Chernobyl with my friend... He said not to go there or else Chernobyl fall off."

"[first date] HER: I totally love Nirvana ME: Oh yeah? Name one of their albums HER: Nevermind ME Okay, forget about it then"

"If you ever get cold... Just stand in a corner. They're usually around 90 degrees!"

"Here's the thing about women: it's really hard to write a good joke about them."

"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."

"Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller."

"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"

"Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend."

"What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs? An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet..."