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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
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"A wizard is driving down a road and he turns in to a driveway."
"Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis"
"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""
"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."
"Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, 'Who's this?'"
"A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? ""Manolo"". Sex? ""Two to three times a week"" No,no i mean Male or Female? ""Well whatever I can get that week"""
"What's brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"
"My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ... ""IT DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL"""