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Joke of the Day
"Simba was moving too slow, so I told him........... Mufasa"
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"How to give your woman 12 inches and make her bleed. Bang her twice and punch her in the mouth."
"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."
"The longer a Facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger I become."
"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotopuss"
"What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds."
"When you're craving a Krabby Patty so bad!!! But the Krusty Krab is closed....and also fictional."
"My cousin told everyone he could do a backflip. We all gathered around him. He said, ""I can't do it if you're watching."" #MyFamilyIsWeird"
"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."