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Joke of the Day
"Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting ""CANCER"" across it"
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"What do you call a Beatles fan who happens to be a Chinese sadomasochistic member of the American Army? Yellow Submarine"
"Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes SIR!"
"And tonights weather: Dark."
"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."
"Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever."
"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."
"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"
"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."
"Abortion is a difficult topic for me... On one hand, I support it because it kills children, on the other, I don't because it gives woman a choice."