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Joke of the Day
"Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting ""CANCER"" across it"
Next Joke
"Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people."
"What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird? *Cheep, cheep.*"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."
"2016 got me like I had no expectations, still didn't meet my expectations."
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."
"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"
"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"Helpful Tip.. If you are ever cold just stand in a corner... There normally 90 degrees.."