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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and runs around your garden? Your fence."
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"Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed? His wife didn't know any decent crackers."
"What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar? I Expectsum Patronum"
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."
"I was playing Monopoly with a couple of friends and picked the hat piece, winked, and said... M'nopoly."
"Will you get mad? Wife: *Honey, do I look fat in this dress?* Husband: *Will you get mad if I tell you the truth?* Wife: *No, silly. Of course not* Husband: *I slept with your sister*"
"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"
"Why did the man take a shower? He was a thief"
"You all think Trump is funny now but just wait for the wave of white-trash kids named ""Donald"" entering kindergarten around 2020."
"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."