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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and runs around your garden? Your fence."
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"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""
"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."
"What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? Oh, sorry...my fault."
"They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year."
"""Do you have a problem with drugs?"" ""Nah, I don't have a problem with drugs. I like all of them."""
"OUCH I HAVE A FOOT CRAMP You're dehydrated [Walks on toes] Drink some water [Crawls on knees] Drink water [Lays on floor] Water- [Dies]"
"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."
"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"
"How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !"