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Joke of the Day
"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."
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"Today is the only day out of the year I wouldn't mind if people asked me the date just so I can respond with ""10/4 buddy"""
"I heard your sister built a brothel. With the bricks your mother got from prostitution."
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"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."