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Joke of the Day
"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"
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"Confucius say If you poop on a leave, you will have shitty thyme"
"So a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender goes: ""What are you doing with that thing?"" The pirate responds: ""Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."""
"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"
"Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled? Because they have a claus in their contract."
"What do Subway and Chuck E Cheese's have in common? Shitty food."
"[taking pregnant wife to hospital ER] Me: Help! My wife's having contradictions! Dr: Don't you mean contractions? Wife: Never say never"
"Two men are making love in a meadow, they both are struck by lightning and die. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because he already has his shit packed and ready to go."
"New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: ""Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."""
"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."