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Joke of the Day

"So a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender goes: ""What are you doing with that thing?"" The pirate responds: ""Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."""

"'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""

"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."

"Yo momma is so fat, shes got more ""coverage"" than my cell phone provider"

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer? A wish Liszt."

"Me: Can I buy that chandelier? Store guy: Of course. Are you putting it up yourself? Me: No, I'm hanging it from the ceiling."

"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"

"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"