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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say If you poop on a leave, you will have shitty thyme"

"Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free"

"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"

"""I love you unconditionally*."" -God *Terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details."

"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full"

"From where did the sperm whale get it's name? Ask your grandparents."

"PMS: I'm sorry. ME: Why? It's a good day. PMS: Wait for it. ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!"

"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."

"Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? They fascinate."