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Joke of the Day
"If Hilary Clinton and Donald trump go on a stranded island together who survives? America."
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"I'm reading a book about zero gravity I cant put it down"
"Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy"
"What's the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"Some days I ask, ""What would Chewbacca do?"" And the answer is always, ""Make that gargly roaring sound."" So that's what I do."
"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."
"Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?"
"A man walks into a bar... ""A man walks into a bar and the bartender says""... ...""Stop speaking in third person Jaqen"""
"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"
"What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!"