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Joke of the Day
"If Hilary Clinton and Donald trump go on a stranded island together who survives? America."
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"My friend said they didn't want to die abroad... But I thought they already were one?"
"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."
"Why do you never see any bugs in a church? Because they are in sects."
"centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour*"
"What do you call a cowshed in Arabic? A Mubarak"
"I used to go to church as a kid. I got so tired of having to kneel, and sit and stand-up all the time. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"
"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"
"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come."