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Joke of the Day
"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"
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"What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade"
"I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."
"Light a man a fire... Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. (I know it's a repost, but I've never seen the play on words, shame)"
"If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite."
"What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move? Self-Destruct"
"I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald"
"What do you call a fake Apple product? An i-phony"
"What is the most uptight human instinct? Sex, there's hundreds of thousands of sex offenders."
"Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing."