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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"
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"Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex."
"[NSFW] How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!"
"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"
"Naked New Jersey My girlfriend comes up to me naked and says kiss me where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersery"
"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."
"Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off."
"""Sir, how may I help you?"" *swivels around in chair* -- A coffee please! ""Did you bring that chair in here?"" *reclines back* --- Maybe?"
"Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......"
"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""