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"What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone"
"Ben and Kyle are talking. Kyle says to Ben I had a one night stand. To which Ben replied what do you have now?"
"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"
"I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman at a bar so now it's only a matter of time before nothing happens."
"They say the best way to prepare your kids for loss in later life is to have pets. So I bought a puppy and shot it in front of them. I'm not having my kids growing up damaged."
"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."
"[test driving car with car salesman] *parks on make out hill*"
"What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas"
"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."