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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."
Next Joke
"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."
"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."
"I was reading a book about Anti-Gravity I just couldn't put it down"
"The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store."
"I've developed a phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall"
"Siri, fight Alexa."
"What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? An Alley-Gator"
"I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her: Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction."