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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."
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"Good news everyone! I've found another person who's voice you can hear in your head when reading one single phrase.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Did you hear about the french man who got raped by a group of mimes? They did unspeakable things to him."
"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"
"I can spell relief with one letter P!"
"What kind of ring is the least exciting? A BOring"
"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."
"A model asked a painter girl ""Why do you always paint me in black and white"" ""There is no u in color"" She said"
"*checks WebMD* Holy crap, I need an ambulance! *checks insurance deductible* Nevermind, I'll just take a vitamin or something."
"What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design."