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Joke of the Day
"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."
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"The Brooklyn Nets"
"Just saw a 13 year old kid reading an actual newspaper. I stopped and asked of he was okay, and if he'd lost his phone."
"""Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice."""
"Two blondes are drawing money from an ATM. One of them says to the other... I love the sound of money being printed."
"How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam? It's a piece of cake."
"What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold."
"If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa."
"Remember, if you smoke after sex... ...You're doing it too fast!"
"There are some people walking around alive today, simply because I don't want to go to jail tomorrow."