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Joke of the Day

"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."

"The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you. Corduroy Pillow Case."

"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""

"sorry I called your baby an ""it"""

"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"

"He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies."

"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."

"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."

"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"

"I was thinking about going as a band-aid for Halloween... But I decided against it. It would be too hard to pull off."