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Joke of the Day
"Is having a penis easy? Well it can be hard sometimes"
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"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"
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"How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone? Cello?"
"I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"
"Five Secrets of Successful People:1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"
"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."
"Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves."
"Ever have sex with a schizophrenic? It's fucking crazy."
"SCORE! Some girl on my friends list asked me to meet her for drinks tonight! All I need to do is hit the ATM and lose 70 lbs by 8 O'Clock."