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Joke of the Day
"Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves."
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"2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David, Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny"
"If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim."
"[cop car] Buzzfeed Guy: It's okay I work for Buzzfeed Cop: You robbed 10 banks Buzzfeed Guy: You wouldn't believe how much I got from #6!"
"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"
"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""
"I caught a mosquito in my hand.. It sucked."
"A bad cheese joke. How did I boast to the cheese I made myself? ""Gruyere."""
"Why is it called Armageddon? Because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n"