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Joke of the Day

"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."

"What do you calls a life insurance agent ripe with flesh eating bacteria? A lepper-con"

"Do you guys wanna jear a hoke about dyslexics? I had a joke about Alzheimer's but damnit, I don't remember it."

"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."

"What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!"

"I just tinder matched with a block of cheese."

"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you ..I'd start thinking about you."

"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."

"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."