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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."

"Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was"

"A crime boss works part time selling grass to people in his home city... I went over to his shop and asked if I could help him with his sales. He told me to stay off his turf."

"What do you call a gay man milking a cow? A Dairy Queen."

"My boyfriend said we could only get one cat. So I'm only getting one cat. One pregnant cat."

"[Google Search History] 1. Do raccoons like to cuddle? 2. What does rabies smell like? 3. I can't feel my face."

"Hey man, just be yourself! Not like that though."

"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."

"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."

"Don't lye. It makes you basic."