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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between smoking a cigarette and eating pussy? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt."

"My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well."

"Did you hear about the lesbians that built a house yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove"

"The only thing worse than a woman who's completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body"

"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"

"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"

"SEX RESULTS Sex shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, sex would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships."

"Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."

"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."

"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."