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Joke of the Day
"Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!"
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"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"
"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."
"How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe? No- Good. Yes- That's too much."
"What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn."
"Worst joke I know. How do you make a 5 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their favorite teddybear."
"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."
"#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner bring up something less controversial, like religion."
"What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians"
"A little boy says to his dad 'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?' And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'"