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Joke of the Day
"What's a Republican's favorite number? ""NEIN!"""
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"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."
"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"
"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."
"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"
"What do you call it when Superman craps his pants? Undy-terd."
"Husband asked his wife ""why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She replied ""because I don't like calling you at work."""
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"
"Are there holes in your socks? No? Then how do you put them on?"
"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"