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Joke of the Day
"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"
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"A fairy tale for men One day a handsome young man proposes to his girlfriend, but she says no. And the man lives happily ever after!"
"In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her. He has since fired all of his hands and bought a combine harvester."
"I'm gonna tell a Potassium joke. K?"
"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."
"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"
"Be nice to people because you never know when you'll a need character witness."
"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."
"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"
"What did the constipated mathematician do? He sat down and worked it out with a pencil."