189670
Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Superman craps his pants? Undy-terd."
Next Joke
"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"
"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."
"Person: I like your name. Me: thanks, I got it for my birthday"
"Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead."
"I am a cannibal with a new boyfriend. His name is Pablo I'm going to make a dessert from part of his brain I shall call it Pabloba"
"Spurs is the best football team ever."
"Elton John just launched a women's lingerie line.. ""And you can tell everybody this is your thong"""
"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."
"A judge had sex with an underage boy... Reports say the judge is not going to face any charges. He tried him as an adult"