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Joke of the Day
"What does a duck always have behind him? His buttquack"
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"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""
"I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once."
"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off.."
"Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City? They keep telling me to stop asking..."
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz... They all gave it one star."
"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."
"Babies are the two extremes on the spectrum of smell. They either smell like heaven filled with lollipops or a microwaved porta-potty."