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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""
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"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."
"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"
"Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session."
"Slightly over half of marriages end in divorce... ... the rest are fatal."
"The other day I stayed in a very swanky hotel ... ... I had to shave before they let me go in their barbershop."
"My brother kept increasing his entropy while intoxicated... He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly."
"Life is like a toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*"
"Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me. He was mean to me when we were kids."