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Joke of the Day
"I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once."
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"Hate it when I can't find my slippers so I have to stand upon the wings of my pet pterodactyl Benedict as he fetches me the morning paper"
"What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school? A doctor you racist"
"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."
"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."
"cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] ""that one"""
"You know what I like about bathroom humor? It's funny shit!"
"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"
"I never ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts."
"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."