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Joke of the Day
"What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking....J.K . Rowling"
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"How do rocks feel about moss? It's growing on them."
"I heard a guy at the beach screaming, ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!"" I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going to help him."
"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."
"Hyperboles are the most overused thing in the universe."
"What do you do when your leaders invade two countries and depose two leaders, inspiring the rise of ISIS? Call Trump Hitler."
"How do you make a bitch love you? You take her to the bone zone"
"So three Hahnium atoms walk into a bar, HA HA HA"
"Should be interesting when Trump meets the UK's prime minister... I wonder if he will shake her hand or grab her by the pussy"
"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."