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Joke of the Day
"How do rocks feel about moss? It's growing on them."
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"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan"" - Drugs"
"A young girl asks her father. A young girl asks her father ""Daddy what does the word slut mean?"" Father ""Sweetie don't use that word, your mother will be offended"""
"Do you know who cries the most during the end of Titanic? Metal fans."
"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry. Good heavens! Does it hurt? Only when I wind it."
"Never moon a werewolf"
"I wake my daughter up by tossing pebbles at her window so the first time a suitor tries she'll have the same response we do to alarm clocks"
"He's what you'd call a Bukake expert... ...He's done loads of research."
"Whats an intercourse? Something you do between the periods."