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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white girl with an ass? A honkey with a donk-ey"
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"Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? It was terrible"
"Raise your index and middle finger and ask... ""Why should a woman allways masturbate with those two fingers?"" Answer: ""Because they are mine."""
"Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming? He did too much coding."
"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."
"Teacher : Billy please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh but I'm not studying - just whistling !"
"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"
"I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find."
"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""
"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""