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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""

"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"

"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."

"Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him."

"Ellen Pao's front teeth"

"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"Have you heard the one about the late pizza guy? Just gotta work on the delivery."

"M: Um, you just spelled ""qwerty"" as ""querty"". H: So? M: Look at the keyboard. H: And? M: [Breaking fourth wall look to camera]"

"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."