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Joke of the Day

"Raise your index and middle finger and ask... ""Why should a woman allways masturbate with those two fingers?"" Answer: ""Because they are mine."""

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"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."
"CIA: So what did you call that new tracking software we put on everyone's iPhone? NSA: ""U2's New Album"""
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"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."