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Joke of the Day

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"Tom Brady will be suspended from his balls"

"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"

"when girls are mad at you they go on twitter and rt something that is the exact reason they're mad...they find it in under a minute too"

"Just did my holiday shopping. I've got so many shorts now; I'm swimming in them!"

"I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said ""Be an organ donor!""... They were doing 20 in a 30. I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause."

"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, He said ""here's a picture of me when I was younger."" I responded ""Every picture is of you when you were younger."" -Mitch Hedberg"

"Show me on this Russian nesting doll where the bad man hid many more, smaller versions of you"

"""I wish I had the money to buy a million watermelons..."" ""What will you do with a million watermelons?"" ""I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."""