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Joke of the Day

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"

"Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions."

"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."

"Where do all guys come from? ...Their dicks. Where else? (is bad i know)"

"Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking."

"What kind of bees produce milk? booBEES. I'm so sorry.."

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"

"So, a baby seal walks into a club."