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Joke of the Day
"If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me."
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"Conversation between two psychologists ""I've developed a way to study patience"" ""What kind of patients?"" ""All of them"""
"Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives."
"What do French people do when vacationing in Laos? They go swimming in Laotian"
"What does an egg say when it's drunk? Omelette"
"Your momma is so old.. her social security number is 000-00-0001"
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? ""Bison"""
"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"
"What to do? What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and use more lube."
"A black man, a Jewish man, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""Get the fuck out of here."""