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Joke of the Day
"what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"
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"I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them. My dads getting sick of them too."
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world those who can count and those who can't."
"Yeah you nailed the audition but some other chick nailed the director so better luck next time."
"Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him."
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