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Joke of the Day
"YOLOUYAB You Only Live Once Unless You're A Buddist"
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"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? Beacuse he was to ""far out man""."
"""Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine."" -- laptop computers"
"I can tell so much about a person just by guessing."
"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."
"My best friend keeps bagging me for being a virgin I haven't got the courage to tell him I slept with his sister."
"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mother, he knows it."
"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"
"Hey guys, Racism is a crime But crime is only for black people"