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Joke of the Day

"He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap chewed off three legs and was still stuck."

"when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title"

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"

"What does my ex and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"What happensto nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen ^I'msorry"

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

"I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly."

"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."

"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"