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Joke of the Day
"I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly."
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"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"
"A homeless guy jumps on your back... Do you carry him around or beat him off?"
"An infectious disease enters a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here."" It replies, ""Well, your not a very good host."" It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one"
"What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger."
"What do you call a dog in a bun? A subwoofer."
"What was Jesus's least favorite bone? The blasfemur"
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"
"TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub."
"Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away."