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Joke of the Day
"You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking."
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"All these star wars spoilers are alderaan reasons to start a war"
"""Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?"" -Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this..."
"How many virgins do I get from dying of embarrassment? Does anyone know?"
"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"
"Years after presidency, the introverted former president Obama is asked if he has ever had an affair. He responds with ""I've never been one to cum outside of Michelle."""
"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."
"Show me a dude eating pork ribs and macaroni after midnight and I'll show you a dude about to hit send on this tweet."
"I peed so hard that a little laugh came out"
"What do you call a paedophile with no legs? A creepy crawly!"