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Joke of the Day

"What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand. Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the teeth."

"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse For being sober one year."

"Birthday Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun"

"Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said ""Ohio is a spectacular place."""

"Damn Pedophiles... Back at it again with the white vans"

"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."

"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequillllaaaa"

"Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free."