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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the blood that comes out when teenagers cut themselves? Emoglobin."
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"Do you want to celebrate!? It's the year of the cock."
"what's wrong with pi? He is irrational and goes on and on - says the wife of pi"
"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."
"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""
"I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night."
"What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended? A small medium at-large?"
"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."
"New Joker looks like he has the Memento disease and needs a bunch of tattoos to remind him he's the Joker."
"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"